The fun sassynicereliablecreativestrugglingaward-winningsnarkycuriouswittymillennial marketer that just works*.

Accelerate your recruitment efforts and hire a purpose-built, self-motivated, ready-to-go employee today**.

*terms and conditions apply | **currently unavailable (as of May 2024)

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Why work with John?

Achieve results on day one. No fussing. No complicated setup. No drama. John simply works!

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The Perfect Diversity Hire

LGBTQIA+ community member

✔ Southeast Asian

✔ Newcomer

Get yourself a team member that ticks most of the boxes.

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Refreshed and Ready

John has not worked in corporate for two years... and is VERY eager to go back!

There's nothing better than a new hire that's ready to hit the ground running. 💨

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Leadership Experience

4/5 of John's groupmates in Humber agreed that he should be the leader of the group

Leaders are born, not made, but John may very well be the rare exception. 🧐

Supercharge your marketing campaigns with John

Generate press releases, social captions, and ad copy faster than ChatGPT 3.5!

Stuck with a dull headline? John's random prompts can easily get those creative juices flowing again.

John's Millennial language library can easily be trained to learn Gen-Z slang. Sheesh. Fr fr no cap! It's the versatility for me.

John is up to date with the latest trends, the viral sounds, and the hottest tea.

A fresh TikTok craze? A new market competitor? An urgent presentation? John can handle anything you throw at it.

John simply works, so John easily Gets Things Done no matter what your marketing requirements are.


Integrates seamlessly with the following tools


Works best in

consumer techbanking & financeb2b SaaStelecomsmediapet care

Available in Filipino and English languages

See how organizations are Working With John

John has helped companies launch products, stir minds, and move offices—just to name a few

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MARKETING PUBLICITY

BalikBayad (Cash Back)

PayMaya's flagship cashless payments campaign for 2020

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SOCIAL MEDIA

Wooftown Toronto

Boosting Wooftown's Instagram & TikTok presence

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THOUGHT LEADERSHIP

FINTQ On Q

Elevating FINTQ's industry collaboration and leadership

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INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS

Every Day is Launch Day

The Voyager Innovations Launchpad HQ Inauguration

What other users are saying about John

Don't take our word for it — so many people, businesses, and brands have already reaped the benefits of working with John:

“Simply the best. Better than all the rest. I’d recommend this product to people with zero coding skills.”

Jennifer Hudson

Digital Marketer

“John is the best!”

Candice Montenegro

Social Media Lead @ Maya

“You made it so simple. My new site is so much faster and easier to work with than my old site.”

Jonas Alexander

Developer

Ready to Work With John?

Whether you’re a bootstrapping start-up or a large corporation awash with cash, there’s a John subscription plan that suits you:

Basic

Because we're inclusive, everybody gets a piece of John

$0

no credit card required

WHAT YOU'LL GET:


☑️ Tone-check and translate your emails to corporate-speak


☑️ Wedding hashtag recommendations


☑️ Dog nutrition counselling


☑️ Unlimited consultation about your Notion workspace


Pro

Great for startups with a budget

min CAD$70K*

EVERYTHING IN BASIC PLUS:


Communications campaigns that work


On-time and (mostly) on-budget management of projects


Digital content that shines, not screams


A steady hand in times of crisis


Wordsmithing, ghostwriting, and copywrangling for all types of media


Unlimited Slide Decks


*negotiable, but excludes comprehensive benefits package

Pro Max Ultra

Large Enterprise-Ready

Let's Talk 😉

EVERYTHING IN PRO PLUS:


☑️ Beautiful data visualizations


☑️ Willing to walk dogs when asked nicely


☑️ Occasional weekend reachability


☑️ Meme generator


❗ TikTok dancing (optional add-on)


Still on the fence about John?

We get it, John gave you a lot of things to think about 🤔

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